and off you shall fuck

I'm sure you will love your item (or items if you are wanting to be a favorite customer)  if you don't.  Send it back.  I will refund you, but you do pay for the shipping charges. 

I ship from Alberta, Canada every Tuesday and Thursday.  If you're here and you messed up and forgot a birthday or anniversary, add a message to your order and I will do my best to get it out to you same day as your order. 

Your item is made from a real silver spoon.  YES, it's real silver.  It will as is.  It has lots of polishes left in it.

Can you get your actual silver creation wet??  YES.  They are all madetarnish, that's why I include a silver polishing cloth with all items purchased from me. Just rub your new piece with the polishing cloth until it shines. Your cloth will start to get black. Do NOT wash it or get it wet. Just keep using it from spoons and forks and have been in a sink full of dish soap many times.